okay - so i'm up at Stone Lab taking a class (on an island near s. bass isl - home of put in bay, ohio). this trip is not going to end well for me!!!!
me and 5 others up here for a different class decide to take the water taxi up to put in bay and have a couple of drinks... i think i had 9... 1st bar we went to was a microbrewery, pretty empty. everyone else had a beer, i had a shot and a mixed drink. there were a few chix from a bachelorette party... didn't pay them too much attention. we had our drinks and decided to migrate. went to a bar w/ "the longest bar in the world"... i sat down, ordered a shot and a drink. they have nothing on tap and most of their beer is in 16oz cans. my mates didn't want to stay so i slammed my drinks.
well, the girls from the bachelorete party come over and say "hey, could one of you guys sit down so i can do a shot from in between your legs???" the 2 guys i was standing there with were blown away (and quite a bit older) the 3 lasses we were with were away from the bar. i said something to the effect of "wow - that's really inappropriate". she looked a little sad when no one took her up on it. so i said "inappropriate, maybe - but i didn't say i wouldn't do it ;-)" so i sit down ad bury the drink right at the "Y" and she heads for it, wraps her lips around it, and tosses her head back and slams it! she didn't spill a drop :-D
she thanked me, i signed her shirt for her and we traded a couple of hugs *awww*
the group and i continued on w/ our night... went to a place called the roundhouse and there was a pretty good band from detroit playing "the killer flamingos". excellent mix of covers... katy perry, all american rejects, kings of leon, lady gaga, michael jackson.... the list goes on. had a lot more drinks there. bought a drink for on of the lasses up here w/ us. she's from columbus as well ;-) who knows...
they also have this giant jar of cherrys marinading in 151... so i bought a round of those for everyone.
today (tues) is going to be fucking brutal... hung over... on a boat in lake erie for 6 hrs....
and plan on heading to put in bay again at night!!! this past week (i'll post in a day or two the details from the end of last week) indicates that this summer is going to be fucking spectacular or an epic fail... i'm hoping it's starting to lean towards the spectacular!!!!
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