Topic #322:well - this is an easy one, one with a one-word answer: sex.
What is something you always talk about, but never do? Why is it often on your mind? Why does it never happen?
i talk about it pretty frequently, but i don't ever have it (these days, anyhow).
why is it on my mind? idk, because it feels good. because i miss it. because i'm interested in having it?
why does it never happen? well, there's a couple of reasons. first - i repel women. it's not intentional, i'm just uninteresting and unattractive. second - i'm apparently one of maybe seven men in the entire world that are incapable of divorcing sex and emotion. i can't pull off the whole "meaningless sex" thing. and this goes back to the first issue, if i'm not seriously dating someone, i can't have sex with them, since i'm not seriously dating someone, i don't have sex. ergo, it doesn't happen.
dear wordpress post-a-day: thanks for the kick while down. it felt really nice. do you think i can have one more?