*grumble* - post 66

dear intertubes dating site i'm currently using:

if you send me another "exceptionally good match" who: 

• says that "god" is the most important thing in their life or they can't live without their "faith", "church", "god's love and/or grace" or indicates that they're looking for a "good, god-fearing man whose faith is deeply important to them", etc....
• says they're "smarter than most people" and yet replies that the moon is larger than the sun or that "wherefore" in "romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou romeo" means "where" or "how"
• replies to the question "if you're in a relationship with someone and it's going really well - how long until you have sex" with "only after the wedding"
• indicates that they absolutely love children and can't wait to have them / are looking for a partner to have them with

i'm going to drive down to wherever you are, find the programmer who wrote that matching algorithm and fucking trout-slap them.

love,
the author at vcl